![]() So... I love me some men. I have clearly expressed this in various articles (see here), but what I cannot and I mean I cannot stand, is a man that has these two things … 1. Dirty beard Don’t get me wrong, I’m #beardgang all day - trust! However, when I see a man with an awesome beard sprinkled with food remains, dandruff and other things that honestly get my skin crawling; I can’t run away fast enough. What’s living in there? Seriously! I know that #beardgang is what is A La Mode! (fashionable) but goodness me, please spare me the torture of having to guess whether a creature is living in that bush! I honestly love a well kept beard but boy one of my biggest turn offs is a man that cannot control it. 2. A long pinky nail I actually don’t know how to talk about this without feeling grossed out inside! I mean help me out here! Why? Why do you need to have a long pinky nail? Why are we going to ensure that all our other nails are groomed adequately and leave this one nail running wild? I don't know what you are using this nail for. Are you diggin' for gold with it? Is it your special lucky nail? Is it a nail you keep in memory of a lost hommie? Why? I just don't get it. Fewer things I loathe … seriously loathe … like a man with a long pinky nail. … Men, I love you I do - but things have to change! These issues right here have easy fixes.They aren't birthmarks that you can't get rid of without a little plastic surgery! Here are my tips to ensuring that the guy described above, isn’t you! Tip #1: Trim and shower Now I know it’s hard to believe that this two step process may work but fellas, trust me, a quick trip to the barber to comb through that mess and freshen up your look with a trim is step #1 in getting back to sexy #beardgang status. Step #2 is a shower. Ah the good ol’ trusty will wash away any creature inhabiting your beard. And gets rid of the left over foods that are dangling on your barbe. Tip #2: Manicure This is the quickest way of getting rid of that long pinky nail. You don’t even have to go to an actual parlor to get this done. Just a nail clipper and a dedication to letting the gross things in your life go are all that are needed. It should be the quickest upgrade that you can make in your life. You automatically go from being gross to acceptable… Trust me this is a leap from where many men are! So there lads, is this you? Is this your friend? Well, go ahead and share this with them and save your friend from being tagged as gross ...
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