We met you in person and you seemed awesome but we can’t find a trace of you anywhere! No Google, Twitter, Instagram or even MySpace account exists with your name. Our friends are scared that you are either a little crazy or a CIA Agent. They are wary of letting us go out on a date with you, so if you don’t hear from us again that’s probably why. If you do, it’s because you were really attractive and we like the sense of mystery. But trust and believe that we have sent our location to multiple people prior to going out with you!
You just want your name claimed
We get it, you know the game and you want to make sure no one else is out there using your name for their profile so you’ve secured your name on every platform from LinkedIn to Twitter. The last time you logged in was probably in 2013, we are all shooting you a side eye.
You’ve logged in and posted to most of your social media so we can see a few recent pics from this year, shying us away from the fear of that you a complete #catfish. We like that you don’t do too much and we can discover more as we get to know you, but… what are you hiding? A girlfriend? A wife? We’ve heard and seen it all, so we will be sure to proceed with caution.
You post great content but not too often, your page shows things that you’re passionate about in addition to your character without annoyingly throwing it in our face. You also use each platform appropriately. We are able to scroll through and see your transformation while also appreciating that it seems like there are some things you just want to keep to yourself.
I am currently running for the hills. Don’t get me wrong you are fine as heck, super cool and active but you also only talk about yourself. Your page is filled with you and your face (and your not gaining income from IG). You tweet and post so much that I’m starting to wonder if this is your day job. While you’re great from afar, I want to make sure that you’re paying attention to me during the date 9and not picking which filter would look best.
Remember, a picture (or a tweet) can speak 1000 words make sure you’re is saying what you want it to!
Three women going through life.