I know, you keep getting mixed messages on this topic but I’m here to settle it out once and for all: size does matter.
While most women want to remain objective and compassionate, there is always that underlying truth that we never want to say out loud because in all honesty - it makes us look douchey and shallow. However, part of what this blog is accomplishing is how we can #fearlessly approach tough truths. So here we go:
1. Your bank account
So yes, “I ain’t sayin' she a gold ‘digger but she ain’t messin’ with no broke” … yup Kanye was right. It’s an ugly truth but ain’t nobody got time for yo broke ass! Nobody is saying that you have to be Bill Gates (although reach for the stars right?) but you have to get your stuff together and have some financing fueling your dreams! Ladies love building with a man and if your vision isn’t big enough, the coins most definitely won’t be either! I’m not saying that every dream has to have some financial motivation but seriously, if you’re always looking to your girl for $5 … a) that ain't cute, b) get off your butt and get a job and c) take a look at your financial situation and fix it! Nothing is more unattractive than a guy who is clearly mooching off his lady. Actually, you might just be a phuck boy … Boy bye!
2. Your height
Yes, beauty is skin deep and how ‘tall’ you are doesn't matter it’s what’s inside that does. Again - this is something that we women love to tout when dating a guy so as to not make them insecure but really - if you asked us, tall, dark and handsome has always been the answer. There is a reason that stereotypes are considered half truths. Don’t shoot me ladies, I’m just trying to help a brother out! Surely it’s impossible for every single man to have the ‘right’ height requirement but when you meet one that does - boy does it make things easier! I know, shallow but like I said, size does matter.
3. Your title
Let me tell you something men, what your card reads when you hand it to us matters … a lot! If the title says vice president, you are definitely guaranteed at least two more minutes than if it said ‘executive assistant’. Once again men, I’m sure you are with a lady that completely appreciates you and all you do but there is something about a man that introduces himself as general partner or co-founder. The idea of all the responsibility and the respect that surrounds that title are such a turn on! Is it judgmental? Yes, but I’m out here being honest with y'all. Size - and in this case - the size of the title you carry, does matter!
Oh wait, y'all thought I was talking about … nah … or was I?
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Three women going through life.