You and “bae” are having what seems to be a normal argument but without even realizing it the conversation starts to take a wrong turn. If you would like to make it out alive, avoid saying the following in the midst of the argument:
Calm Down, Chill or Relax: Let me make this very clear, never ever tell a woman to relax, chill or calm down; unless you are seriously asking for your death wish. It’s the most frustrating thing when you are trying to get your point across in an argument and your significant other tells you to calm down. No you calm down! Unless she is about to cut you with a knife or jump off a roof, don’t you ever tell her to relax. How can you make someone mad, and then turn around and have the audacity to tell them to calm down. It's like shooting someone, and then asking them to stop bleeding. Makes no sense right? This only shows that you are deliberately disregarding her feelings and opinions.
Stop Acting Crazy: Umm when you tell us to stop acting crazy you pretty much just gave the green light to heighten the argument even if you meant no harm by it. To us we hear “stop acting crazy” and it means you are questioning our intelligence, downplaying the things we are saying or pretty much telling us that we are being ridiculous and illogical. I advise that you stay far away from using this word. Find a word with a little less sting to use in this instance. Try words like unreasonable, difficult, uncooperative etc.- see you have many options available men.
You Being On Your period, Is Not an Excuse to Be Moody:
Say what? Do you even remotely have any idea of what it feels like to be constantly controlled by your hormones, while the Red Sea and Amazon River flows between your lady parts? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Maybe if you experienced this, then you would understand the amount of pain we feel on a monthly basis. So yeah, periods are a ‘no-go zone’.
I’m Sorry But All Men Cheat, We Are Not Built For Monogamy:
Well isn’t this the lamest of them all. No, not all men cheat, just the sorriest of them. Look here if you can’t handle being in a relationship then you need to just remain single. No need to awaken the love of a woman if you have no intentions of loving her the way she deserves. So keep your poor excuses to yourself, you are simply a coward.
My Ex-Girlfriend Was Different, She Never Acted Like This:
Oh yes this one! Excuse me, why is your ex even being mentioned in this conversation. No need to bring her up to make a point or even for comparison unless a specific question pertaining to her was asked. If you randomly bring up your ex- then playa you might need to get checked a couple of times. If you thought you were in hot waters before, my friend, you have just elevated the argument to hurricane status. No one wants to be compared to an ex. Point blank and the period.
Yea That Girl Is Fiooone!:
This one will get you into a lot of trouble. It might start off as a simple question like, “Babe, do you think that girl is pretty”? Even if the girl looks like an exotic bombshell from an Island you can’t even pronounce, your answer should always be “no babe”, or “nah, she aight” . Hell matter of fact, try to find some flaw with her- say something along the line of “she’s ok but you are way hotter or she’s aight but she got a big feet”. Anything to make your girl feel like she’s on top, this will save you from an unnecessary argument.
You can thank me later!
Three women going through life.